So in true Muppet style here is...
WIGS IN SPACE!
Captain’s Worklog
Commrate 17.5%.
In another part of the ship, the A.E.D.S. (Alpha Engineering
and Defence Station), things were also going wrong.
Station Head, I. Kerrnot, was in conference with his aide,
Stephen “Blue Eyes” Bumkiss. The situation was serious, for in the smoky
atmosphere the personnel were experiencing rapid hair loss. Ahead in the bald
stakes were Engineering Submersive I.M. Largely-Absent and star trouble-shooter,
A. Crayfish.
Sceptical of a solution arising from the discussion in the
Station Head’s cabin, both participants being exclusive members of a mutual
appreciation society, Captain Kyddology and Elainicough Cliffhanger were trying
to find their own solution to the problem.
After a lengthy discussion it was agreed that total hair
loss for the whole station was inevitable and replacement head covers were the
order of the day. Brilliant Chief Engineer Baz Fleetfoot was to address the
problem, ably hindered by Vinny Legless, the expert liability.
Why were Largely-Absent and Legless present during working
hours?
Will Kerrnot and Bumkiss ever end their discussion on who
has the best hair?
Will Vinny Legless be able to stay sober for one hour to
assist Fleetfoot?
Is it really a case of hair today, gone tomorrow?
Toupee continued…
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