Long time no blog. It might be a while too before there is any more. I am signed off work with stress and the chances of me writing anything funny are as good as Baldrick getting a first at Oxford and winning the boat race single handed. Those of you who tune in regularly will know none of the back issue have been funny anyway - oops I forgot I have no following only accidental browsers. This downbeat blog is a full stop on here, or certainly a comma.

There will be some new people looking because I only recently learned how to add my email contacts into a circle.

I have been trying to improve my French recently but I am bad at oral and practical. Things I think got lost in transalation. I am lost too now, in thoughts and feelings.

Anyway, now that you are all reaching for a bottle of pills, you can always buy the books where my humour shines through. A colleague reading Trouble Cross told me he let out a laugh on the train and everyone looked at him. That must be a good sign.

Incidentally, as a test I put Trouble Cross on a free offer for two days and had 108 downloads. As an experiment though it was about as good as my French because there have been no sales since or of my other book Rewind.

Time to go.

As a Mork of respect for those people who tell me I look like Robin Williams:

Nanu nanu.

Or as they say in France:

J'espère très sincèrement que c'est au revoir et non adieu