EXECUTIVE STRESS
Captain’s Worklog
Commrate 20%
The elite force of
the Brokeship Sedgwickise is the PRAT (Public Relations Action Team) Division.
Always out in their company shuttles trying to build up a rapport with alien
worlds.
Chief PRAT is Colonel
Hodge-Podge, with an eye on the main chance his always ready to offload his
case files to his minions.
Today the whole force
were present at an Interstellar Confederation on Hudders World, centre of trade
for the northern universe. With the diplomacy and tact of a cannibal at a
vegetarian convention, the force continue to spread bonhomie throughout the
galaxy. Particularly expert at anti-antagonism is Dick Mooron, ably abetted by
Virgilia Hambone. Other specialists in the force include Wyatt A. Peasouper, A.
Partide, Neil E.A. Person and A.P.R. Interest.
Out of deep respect
for these personages who hold themselves out as ambassadors of the human race,
the crew of Command Centre paid a tribute to them by making lifelike effigies
of their heroes. The reaction was
eagerly awaited. What mood would they be in?
Will Person free
himself from his Boa Tie?
Can Partide punch through
his paper bag?
Will interest come
down to investigate?
Will Peasouper see
through the fog?
Will Mooron be looking
blue?
Will Hambone think it’s
souper?
Can Hodge-Podge keep
his PRAT’s together?
WHO CARES!!!
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